GREETINGS FELLOW PEOPLE!

You know what is one the most produced thing to eat is? Why yes its chicken, i love chickens, if i had one I would take care of it and like not eat it at all, i really mean it and take very good care of my chicken.

If i had one and was on the loose, I can imagine something like this:

CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK "What is that noise" a random strange spoke "oh my is that a chicken, how lovely!" Huh, this chicken has a owner? What possibly could be the owner's name? psst psst, said the chicken I think her name is... ASHLEY and yeah im sure my owners name is...ASHLEY....

now look at this very perfect and nice chicken we got here. I want it:

First thing first to understand the love for chickens:

• 1. Chickens are very cute
• 2. Chickens are very goofy
• 3. Lastly they are also yummy, except when its eggs ewww, i hate eggs, but the actual chicken yes yummy in my tummy very much